Sasquatch: "Leaving nothing but tracks..."

As you come in do not forget to feed the yetis, for it reminds them for another day that you are not food!

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.

Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching

Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.